Crazy Bitch Gets a Blog

My delusional, perverted friend Andrea has recently created a blog. And when I say recently I mean yesterday. And when I say created a blog I mean I harassed her to make one until she obeyed me.

As a thank you to her, I am advertising her baby blog on here. She will undoubtedly talk about disturbing things like menstrual cups. When I foolishly let her meet BBF on webcam she asked him if he was a virgin and what the average size penis is. Clearly he is a keeper since he didn’t run away screaming.

Anyways, Andrea provides much entertainment. So go check out her blog before she calls you a cunt muscle.

(Did I mention she has a wonderful vocabulary?)



I’m Lovin’ It: Blog Style #1

Since I’m actually going to have some more freetime for the next couple weeks, I’m going to try to get back into blogging. Ladies and gentlemen (like any guys are actually reading this…) today we’re going to talk about my fav blog reads. You may have noticed my blogroll. We’re not going to be talking about all of those. I just add things at random so I can check them later. Not that I’m dissing any of you. I… Shutting up now.

Confessions of a Young Married Couple

So, I have to start off my list with Confessions. Now, I know I’ve complained about the lack of bloggers my age, and the large amount of married twenty something bloggers, AKA the demographic of the writers of most of the blogs on this list… I’ve given up on caring. Confessions is amazing. Katie is absolutely hilarious. She likes cupcakes and has a dachshund mix named Lucy. As the owner of two doxies, Lucy alone is enough to win me over. And then there’s the Bean. The Bean is a child, not a dog. I love how he is always the Bean, considering how I also don’t name names in my blog. And Bean is adorable. Katie’s conversations with Bean, or Bean’s conversations with Big Molly the Dog always brighten my day.

Go. Read it. Now.

Five Blondes

I used to read this more regularly. Five Blondes is a blog written by five sisters (blondes, if you hadn’t guessed). I think what draws me to this blog (considering I am at least 2 or 3 years younger than all of them, live in California not Canada, and am not blonde or 5 people) is the sisterly dynamic. As an only child, seeing siblings interact fascinates me. The Blondes are good for a little bit of everything, from outfits to cute baby pictures.

Blogs I’m Prone to Glance Over

Luxe Chandelier

This one I found off of the Love Story Project, which I found through Five Blondes. Three degrees of blog connection, baby! Steph Ann’s blog layout is so pretty you can’t help but want to look at it again.

Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner and xoxoxoe

These are my pop culture blogs that I’ve started checking out after Lost each week… Incredibly different but I like getting to see other peoples’ analyses? analysi on what happened on the island, etc.

Last, but not least, I’d like to add a shout out to Nicole and Rammi. I met these two through NaBloPoMo, and I’d like to thank them for their comments with some publicity. They are both witty and fantastic people. So, read their blogs.

What I’m Reading

I could be reading the Mormon book. I could be productive and do homework or pick up my room. But… I won’t. Instead I’m pre-writing blog entries because well, I can. This is being productive. Maybe not a productive that will benefit me but it’s still being productive in some sense.

For now I’ve given up on finding fellow teen bloggers (again). They just don’t seem to exist, or at least not many of them. We’re an elusive breed. Instead, I’m getting hooked on the 20 something’s that are engaged/recently married/recently married with kids. At least they’re closer to my age and more relatable to than the 30-40 somethings. Today I saw a blog of a women who was probably in her 50’s or 60’s and she used some sort of slang like WTF. Not right, old woman. Just not right. Besides, the baby pictures are cute.

Anyone have any blog recommendations? I’ve been adding to the blogroll gradually so I can find blogs I found interesting or amusing again and comment on them.

That’s another thing. I’m going to start asking questions in my posts so that there is actually more of something to comment on and respond to. Wish me luck.

Reminder: Want to read the other half of this blog? Email me at and I will gladly send you the password! Just send me a link to your blog so I know who you are. Bonus points and high fives if you comment.